Insurance Brochure

Coverage Plans

Dr. Mallory doesn't technically accept insurance but she will accept $2.99.

Basic Coverage
Free/ forever
  • · 1 dream fold per calendar night
  • · 2-minute soundscape preview
  • · 3 ambient base layers
  • · Full AI diagnosis with voice narration
  • · Public gallery access
  • · Shareable /share links
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Recommended by Dr. Mallory
Premium Coverage
$2.99one time · no renewal
  • · Unlimited dream folds
  • · 8 premium layers: binaural, theta, rain, ocean, wind, thunder, crickets, heartbeat
  • · Infinite-loop soundscapes that slowly evolve
  • · Searchable dream journal
  • · 30-minute WAV export for offline sleep
  • · Priority yawns from Dr. Mallory

Frequently Anxious Questions

Will this actually help me sleep?

Dr. Mallory hasn't slept since March 14, 2019, but her patients report mild improvement. Results may vary.

Is $2.99 a subscription?

No. One payment. Forever. Like the feeling you had at 3am.

Can I cancel?

You can't cancel a one-time payment, which is spiritually liberating.

Is Dr. Mallory okay?

No.

“I haven't slept since Tuesday but now I have a really nice paper crane.”